American Fright Account: Apocalypse recap: Season eight, Episode eight

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American Fright Account: Apocalypse recap: Season eight, Episode eight

Pleased Halloween, American fear fans, and here’s that address you ordered: an extra-kooky, campy episode of AHS: Apocalypse, that contains Sandra Bernhard (certain!) as a robe-wearing, podium-thumping, satanic preacher-about-metropolis (excuse me: HELL, certain!). Strap in, y’all; we’re about to discover a spiritual journey.

As the episode kicks off, Michael Langdon is having a basically contaminated day. He finds Mead’s charred body and howls with rage and grief, then whirls to stumble on Cordelia slack him.

“It’s over,” she says. “All of us know who it is doubtless you’ll per chance seemingly very effectively be. Your allies are all unimaginative. You’ve failed.” Additionally, she tells him, she’s hexed Mead’s soul so that Michael can’t to find it and elevate her support. For some abnormal cause, none of this endears her or her coven to Michael — so when she suggests he quit all of the Antichrist part and join her on the aspect of the sunshine, he tells her to piss dependable off. He’s going to abolish her, he says, and all her miniature chums too.

That is, as quickly as he figures out what to hold with himself since the part about being the son of Devil is that there’s no template for plunging the arena into darkness. So, Michael improvises, pouting interior a pentagram circle for days, refusing to luxuriate in or switch till his Dad delivers some steering. But does he? Truthfully, I’m no longer certain. Michael experiences hallucinatory visits from moderately boy with a grape Fanta, an angel wearing a diaper, and a creepy goat who feels like admire the twin brother of Unlit Philip from The Witch — besides that Michael rips the goat’s head off sooner than he also can quiz him if he wouldst decide to dwell deliciously or luxuriate in some butter. RUDE. Additionally, the goat is stuffed with snakes. Why? Eh, why no longer. (I’d basically feel worse about no longer having any concept what the heck became as soon as going on on this scene, besides that Michael starts screaming, “What hold you admire to to find from me?!,” main me to impart that he’s appropriate as at a loss for words as the remainder of us.)

Having made up our minds that the wooded self-discipline part isn’t concept, Michael finds himself at the nearest Church of Devil — the build preacher Sandra Bernhard is extraordinarily unimpressed by her congregation of underachieving sinners.

“I’ve viewed contaminated facelifts which could well very effectively be extra inferior than you!” she screams. (Aspect level to: How does this work, precisely? Is the badness of the facelift straight or inversely correlated to how inferior it is miles?)

Useless to relate, the son of Devil makes a mammoth splash amongst the parishioners, who to find all sold their souls in trade for inferior pleasures admire La-Z-Boy recliners and weekly sex dates with Ryan Reynolds, nonetheless are mostly appropriate killing time till the Antichrist arrives and escorts all of them to hell. He reveals Bernhard’s character (I never caught her name) his 666 birthmarks, main to a complete lotta Hail Devil-ing from the congregation… and ugh, then issues receive uncommon over again. Appears, nobody basically is aware of what to hold when the darkish messiah turns up at devil church! Each person appropriate gets very self-acutely mindful of whether or no longer the Antichrist is having an correct time, and whether or no longer the Antichrist would admire some extra punch, and did the Antichrist relish the potluck turkey meatballs? (Aspect level to: Young viewers, please decide level to of this a cautionary fable sooner than you hold the rest similarly brief-sighted, admire bright Rihanna to your poke without ever stopping to mediate how uncommon it’s gonna be if she says “certain.”)

Only one of Michael’s unusual Satanist chums understands what a bind he’s in, nonetheless fortunately, she is aware of appropriate what he desires. And at final, a pair extra piece of the put up-apocalypse puzzle topple into self-discipline. We reduce to a compound in Northern California, the build two tech bros with bowl cuts are coding a sex robotic and snorting a extremely unhealthy quantity of cocaine (I mean, no longer that any quantity is wholesome, nonetheless let’s place aside it this intention, it is miles a scientific miracle that these dudes quiet to find noses the least bit). And their assistant on this conducting? It’s none diversified than Wilhemina Venable, who we now know became as soon as an ice cool energy-tripping bitch who loved wearing pink long sooner than the apocalypse.

Michael arrives for a gathering and promptly proves his bona fides by atmosphere the self-discipline of job prostitute (why certain, they’ve one) on fire along with his mind — and the bros, who owe all their success (and their hold weekly sex date with Ryan Reynolds) to a address the devil, are extra than happy to receive a diversified one thing for his son, a companion who will seemingly be there for him after he brings on the end of days. And here’s Puzzle Section #2: the good foundation myth of Robotic Mead. The bros reconstruct her appropriate as she became as soon as, with handiest a pair upgrades (e.g. her assassin abilities,) and although they warn Michael that she could per chance not be appropriate as he remembered dependable away, it certain seems admire she is aware of him. Fully assembled and booted up, Mead blinks, sits up, and reaches for the blonde young man with the pale eyes.

She says, “How I’ve neglected you, Michael.”

An anthology sequence that centers on diversified characters and locations, including a jumpy home, an insane asylum, a witch coven, a freak level to and a resort.
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10/17/12

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